Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Will someone please smack this asshole?

Christian posterboy and chief fundraiser Pat Robertson is, once again, making an ass of himself, calling for the continuation of hostilities in the Middle East. (At least until his side wins...)

In a nutshell (how appropriate), he takes the position that the entire conflict has been pointless unless it goes as (loosely) predicted in the Bible and kick-starts all the fun stuff you can read in the last book of the Bible, Revelations.

My theory is that he just wants the Jews and the Muslims to keep killing each other so that he continue to use the conflict to raise money for the coming-home kegger he wants to throw for Jesus.

posted by thejake420 @ 1:09 PM