tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-173174552024-03-23T14:00:37.119-04:00Angry Internet Guy"Angry Internet Guy" is a daily blog about all of the stuff that pisses me off. Some posts are serious, others are strictly for humor, but nevertheless, this is a daily "Must Read" for everyone who has ever been irritated about anything.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger55125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1166027770487948132006-12-13T11:17:00.000-05:002006-12-13T11:36:10.560-05:00Imams ejected for "flying while Muslim"Six Imams (Muslim religious figures, essentially the equivalent of a priest) were removed from a US Airways flight on Monday. While the reports are somewhat conflicting at this point, here's the basic scoop:1. They were praying before boarding the plane. Of course, prayer is legal in this country, but when 6 Muslims are praying right before getting on the airplane, it looks suspicious to the Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1162263662443918052006-10-30T21:56:00.000-05:002006-10-30T22:03:00.756-05:00Communist Vietnam more concerned with citizens' rights than BushWASHINGTON (AFP) - Vietnam has decided to abolish the practice of detention without trial, ahead of US President George W. Bush's visit to the communist state in November, a US official told AFP. LinkHmmm... Apparently, they heard that Bush wasn't going to stand for any competition in that particular field.I'm not even going to get started on this one. Just read the previous post.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1161188979189596982006-10-18T12:25:00.000-04:002006-10-21T09:45:43.913-04:00America the (used to be) freeAmerica is officially no longer a free country.George Bush has signed a law that is blatantly unconstitutional and that takes away our most basic rights as American citizens, including the right of habeas corpus. The term habeas corpus is commonly heard on television, but few Americans actually know what it means, or more accurately, what it means in terms of our basic rights.A writ of habeas Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1155932118715784612006-08-18T15:22:00.000-04:002006-08-18T16:15:18.983-04:00Why we haven't "won" the war on terror yetAngry Internet Guy usually has a lot to say about George Bush and his tactics. Typically, they're along the lines of "Bush is an idiot" or "Bush has his head up his ass" or "Bush is dumber than a box of rocks... even if the box held nothing but retarded rocks." Well, this time, I have something else to say about Dubya.When it comes to fighting terrorism, Bush is totally missing the f**king point.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1155662256497472412006-08-15T13:09:00.000-04:002006-08-15T13:59:13.256-04:00Will someone please smack this asshole?Christian posterboy and chief fundraiser Pat Robertson is, once again, making an ass of himself, calling for the continuation of hostilities in the Middle East. (At least until his side wins...)In a nutshell (how appropriate), he takes the position that the entire conflict has been pointless unless it goes as (loosely) predicted in the Bible and kick-starts all the fun stuff you can read in the Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1155266561051083282006-08-10T23:16:00.000-04:002006-08-10T23:22:41.063-04:00Nude Hillary Clinton BustBwahahahahaha! Hillary's gonna be pissed now that she has become her own Hot Coffee incident. Check out this picture of the Hillary Clinton Nude Bust, currently housed in New York's Museum of Sex.Bad Hillary! Teaching the nation's youth that it's OK to pose like a whore! How dare you pose for something so trashy! (Well, obviously she had to have posed... I mean, it isn't like someone could scult Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1153627075065345192006-07-22T23:53:00.000-04:002006-07-22T23:57:55.080-04:00Houston Rodeo and Livestock ShowThe Houston Rodeo and Livestock Show is back, and Angry Internet Guy is excited. After all, rodeos are a very cool place to watch crazy white guys do incredibly dangerous things that typically end up on "people getting hurt" web videos with catchphrases such as "Hey y'all, watch this!"Some of the concert entertainers will include the likes of country legends George Strait, Martina McBride, and Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1153625651823428742006-07-21T19:49:00.000-04:002006-07-22T23:34:12.593-04:00Yahoo offers copy-friendly musicYahoo is finally offerring somethig that music downloaders might actually be willing to pay for... downloaded music that you can copy. Legally.The RIAA (Ripoff the Individual Artists Association) has argued that DRM, or digital rights management, is necessary to prevent piracy of tunes, but Yahoo doesn't agree with that (blatantly self-serving) theory.http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/5203146Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1152249584791016702006-07-07T01:17:00.000-04:002006-07-07T01:19:44.806-04:00SuckFreeSites.comThere's a new blog out there called SuckFreeSites, and it rocks. :)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1136916331845708552006-01-10T12:51:00.000-05:002006-01-10T17:44:42.473-05:00Gmail downGmail down!I don't really care that Gmail is down, but I needed a post to bump an earlier post with an obnoxiously long title off of the front page, and I figured this was as good a time (since Gmail is down) as any to run an experiment about the effectiveness of Googlebombing and keyword stuffing. Let's see if we can get to the top of Google's blogsearch tool within one day.Have you ever felt Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1136498873671203892006-01-05T16:51:00.000-05:002006-01-05T20:56:33.126-05:00Jake For President!I bitch about the government. A lot. So do a lot of people, but most of them don't have any suggestions about how to actually make things better.Well, when --I-- become President...Here's my platform (aside from the obvious issues of legalizing weed and hookers...)1. All American soldiers will be brought home within 24 hours of my taking office, with the exception being those whose presence is "Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1135926754883855192005-12-30T01:13:00.000-05:002005-12-30T02:12:34.923-05:00How to piss people off...Imagine it's the first Christmas. Baby Jesus is in the manger, Mary is smiling proudly at her newborn son, while Joseph looks on, with a look on his face that says he's wondering why the son of God looks like the traveling sandal salesman that visited about nine months ago. Imagine the animals in the manger, baa-ing and bray-ing in reverence to the newborn savior.Now imagine one of the shepherds Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1135922995447963272005-12-30T01:06:00.000-05:002005-12-30T01:09:55.456-05:00Spank me, baby!I got four smacks from Bitter Bitch over at italk2much. That's actually a pretty good rating, as their standards go. And, as I read through the comments to the review, it seems I have a bit of a fan club.Guess I probably oughtta start posting again, huh? ;)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1133475789163688032005-12-01T17:23:00.000-05:002005-12-01T17:23:10.786-05:00Resistance is futileI was talking with my 90+ year old grandmother the other day, and she was telling me about the changes that ave taken place during her lifetime. I, for instance, can’t live without my microwave and computer. She, on the other hand, remembers when there was no such thing as radio. Yeah, I said radio, not TV. I can’t imagine someone still being alive that remembers being astounded at Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1133343408156399562005-11-30T04:36:00.000-05:002005-11-30T04:36:48.186-05:00Over 27,000 jokes and counting!Time to boast just a little…I’ve created a lot of popular websites over the years, but my “pride and joy” site, JakesJokes.com, has just reached the absolutely incredible goal of 27,000 jokes! To put that in perspective, no other joke website in the world has even 9,000 in their database. In other words, JakesJokes.com is more than THREE TIMES LARGER than any Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1133245428140143412005-11-29T01:23:00.000-05:002005-11-29T01:23:48.146-05:00Hemlets are for the birdsYou know the phrase, “He must be rolling over in his grave”? Well, Alfred Hitchcock must be laughing his butt off in his grave.Workers at a Devon council have been issued crash helmets to protect them from the unfriendly seagulls who have taken to dive-bombing the workers attempting to gather weather data from the roof in Newton Abbot. The data is collected every day as part of Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1133244499256543052005-11-29T01:08:00.000-05:002005-11-29T01:08:19.300-05:00Naked lady crashes through roofSome guys have all the luck…I’ve lived in a lot of apartments over the years, and I’ve never been lucky enough to have a naked woman fall through my ceiling from the apartment upstairs. This is what happened to a couple in Russia earlier this week.Rozalia Valiakhmetova had been relaxing in her bath when the floor gave out, dropping both her and the bath tub into Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1132970733131653392005-11-25T21:05:00.000-05:002005-11-25T21:08:02.600-05:00Did he make the right choice?On behalf of all guys, I’ll admit it – we’ve all joked about how our wife or girlfriend can nag. Sometimes it’s a simple distraction and sometimes it’s downright annoying, but this guy really has it bad.An Algerian man named Ahmed Salhi, 24, was sentenced to a nine month curfew at home with his Italian wife in Ferrara, northern Italy. A week later, he went back Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1132893692596205542005-11-24T23:41:00.000-05:002005-11-24T23:41:32.600-05:00Take this phone and shove it...We’ve all heard the phrase “anal retentive”, but this person gives it a new meaning.Police in Romania were able to thwart a would-be mobile phone thief by dialing the stolen phone’s number… and hearing it ring from inside the thief’s butt. Yes, I said in her butt.What wasn’t reported was the fact that until Romania got cellular service, this lady was Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1132891633047967402005-11-24T23:07:00.000-05:002005-11-24T23:07:13.086-05:00Kid smacked. Santa sacked. (Laugh packed!)We all know about the whole “Who’s Naughty and Who’s Nice” list that Santa keeps, but this year, a department store Santa decided that someone needed to be an example for the other kids, so Santa smacked a kid for trying to pull off his beard. His defense was that if he allowed the kid to pull off his beard, it would have traumatized the other kids who may have thought Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1132744944916576472005-11-23T06:22:00.000-05:002005-11-23T06:31:09.216-05:00I'm Testing BlogJet... So far, so goodI’m testing BlogJet (desktop blog publishing software), and I’ll report my results after I’ve given it a good workover.In the meantime, I’m just going to continue blogging as usual, though you may notice a few extra posts designed primarily to see how this thing handles different tests I throw at it, such as the occasional random picture designed strictly with Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1132740749460697652005-11-23T02:25:00.000-05:002005-11-23T05:12:29.503-05:00Top 10 ways to keep your kids off drugs10. Make them watch "Where are they now" on VH19. Teach them about George W. Bush. Sure, he has a decent job, but just look at the poor guy...8. Threaten to send them to a German boot camp where they beat you for not knowing German.7. Threaten to make them go to confession with that priest who got transferred to your hometown for "administrative reasons".6. Beat them often for no real reason. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1132729889617144312005-11-23T01:35:00.000-05:002005-11-23T19:30:01.590-05:00Decision 2005... Your vote counts!Maybe THIS will win a battle in the Battle of the Blogs...I lost every single battle today. yeah, EVERY single one. And several of them were to really boring blogs, too... :( I don't mind losing to a good blog, but to blogs that have lost 40 in a row, and then they beat me 11-4 or something? Yikes.Link to cheerleader since it was screwing up this page's layout...Angry Internet Guy says, "Can Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1132532740621525402005-11-20T18:17:00.000-05:002005-11-20T19:42:21.943-05:00Would you like fries with those boogers?Ok, this one cracks me up. It's not a new story, but it's still worth reporting. This doctor in Australia is publicly trying to promote the idea of picking your nose... and eating it.Essentially, he claims that since children need to develop immunities to bacteria, etc, then what better place to get them than right there up your nose? After all, a vaccination works the same way. Small bits of theUnknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1132380580912791382005-11-19T01:07:00.000-05:002005-11-19T01:09:40.923-05:00I'm BackYeah, I've been gone for a couple of weeks with basically no advance notice. Sorry about that. DSL got all screwed up, and I never bought dial-up during this time because every day I was assured by Verizon that I'd be up and running in a day or so.This went on for weeks.Anyway, I'm back, and I'll start posting new goodies at some point in the near future.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2