Angry Internet Guy

JOKE: Fart Glossary

Ok, so it isn't the most attractive subject matter, but it's funny, and besides, it's still in way better taste than the "You've got AIDS" barbershop-style song and dance number from last night's Family Guy on Fox.

Fart Glossary

ART FART: it's such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas.

ARROGANT FART: When you think your farts don't stink.

ASSUALT FART: A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse.

TIRE FART: You can't control the blow out.

BEER FARTS: These come out of every 'can' and smell like warm beer.

JAIL FART: Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape.

DONKEY FART: Your ass is the only one that can do it.

GHOST FART: You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it.

HOME ALONE FART: When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one.

SHOE FART: When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes.

TANK FART: When you refer to your farts as 'gas'.

OLD FART: You know how old it is by how bad it smells. (Also, a term frequently used to describe Angry Internet Guy)

BRAIN FART: You need to fart, but nothing comes out.

ALZHEIMER FART: A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp.

NOT-ME FART: When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper "PIG!"

U.F.O. FART: When someone farts in crowded room, label it as a "Unidentified Foul Odor".


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