Angry Internet Guy

The incredible 28 inch ding dong...

Magnum "Extra Large" condoms by Trojan are easily the most gimmicky thing to ever be created in this world of ours. As you can see in the picture, a typical condom will easily blow up to well over two feet in length, with a width that is appropriate for that length.

But Trojan, knowing that most men are insecure about their masculinity, decided to capitalize on this by basically announcing that if you don't buy the extra large condoms (at that time they were sold only by Trojan), then you must have a small penis. This sales tactic worked (and still works) especially well in stores with a cute young female clerk running the register, because guys cannot resist the temptation to (even indirectly) brag about how large they are in that department... You guys know what I mean... the sly grin as they make a huge point of "accidentally" drawing attention to the pack of Magnums during the checkout procedure.

Angry Internet Guy says, "Only an idiot would fall for such blatant tactics. (Besides they're too small for Angry Internet Guy anyway.)"

posted by thejake420 @ 10:54 PM