Farmer 'breaks' penis
Ok, here's a good one. This old farmer was carrying a heavy sack of grain. He stopped to watch his hot young wife hang the laundry, and got so excited that he dropped the grain sack on his goodies, snapping tendons, etc. Basically, he broke his happy pole.Read the story
I hate to say it, but this is hilarious. I know, guys are never supposed to l;augh at the misfortune of other men's goodies, but come on... This is freakin' hilarious and you know it.
Angry Internet Guy says, "Expect him to appear in a porn at some point, ala Mr. Bobbit. It may not be a good claim to fame, but fifteen minutes of fame is still fifteen minutes of fame, right?"
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2 Comments:
A 52 year old farmer with a 25 year old wife. Nice!
Maybe cause I am a chick I can laugh hysterically, I had my husband read it and he made a kind of gasping noise, but did not laugh nearly as much as I did!
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