tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-173174552012-01-05T23:46:54.921-05:00"Angry Internet Guy" is a daily blog about all of the stuff that pisses me off. Some posts are serious, others are strictly for humor, but nevertheless, this is a daily "Must Read" for everyone who has ever been irritated about anything.thejake420noreply@blogger.comBlogger551100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1166027770487948132006-12-13T11:17:00.000-05:002006-12-13T11:36:10.560-05:00

Six Imams (Muslim religious figures, essentially the equivalent of a priest) were removed from a US Airways flight on Monday. While the reports are somewhat conflicting at this point, here's the basic scoop:1. They were praying before boarding the plane. Of course, prayer is legal in this country, but when 6 Muslims are praying right before getting on the airplane, it looks suspicious to the

thejake420noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1162263662443918052006-10-30T21:56:00.000-05:002006-10-30T22:03:00.756-05:00

WASHINGTON (AFP) - Vietnam has decided to abolish the practice of detention without trial, ahead of US President George W. Bush's visit to the communist state in November, a US official told AFP. LinkHmmm... Apparently, they heard that Bush wasn't going to stand for any competition in that particular field.I'm not even going to get started on this one. Just read the previous post.

thejake420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1161188979189596982006-10-18T12:25:00.000-04:002006-10-21T09:45:43.913-04:00

America is officially no longer a free country.George Bush has signed a law that is blatantly unconstitutional and that takes away our most basic rights as American citizens, including the right of habeas corpus. The term habeas corpus is commonly heard on television, but few Americans actually know what it means, or more accurately, what it means in terms of our basic rights.A writ of habeas

thejake420noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1155932118715784612006-08-18T15:22:00.000-04:002006-08-18T16:15:18.983-04:00

Angry Internet Guy usually has a lot to say about George Bush and his tactics. Typically, they're along the lines of "Bush is an idiot" or "Bush has his head up his ass" or "Bush is dumber than a box of rocks... even if the box held nothing but retarded rocks." Well, this time, I have something else to say about Dubya.When it comes to fighting terrorism, Bush is totally missing the f**king point.

thejake420noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1155662256497472412006-08-15T13:09:00.000-04:002006-08-15T13:59:13.256-04:00

Christian posterboy and chief fundraiser Pat Robertson is, once again, making an ass of himself, calling for the continuation of hostilities in the Middle East. (At least until his side wins...)In a nutshell (how appropriate), he takes the position that the entire conflict has been pointless unless it goes as (loosely) predicted in the Bible and kick-starts all the fun stuff you can read in the

thejake420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1155266561051083282006-08-10T23:16:00.000-04:002006-08-10T23:22:41.063-04:00

Bwahahahahaha! Hillary's gonna be pissed now that she has become her own Hot Coffee incident. Check out this picture of the Hillary Clinton Nude Bust, currently housed in New York's Museum of Sex.Bad Hillary! Teaching the nation's youth that it's OK to pose like a whore! How dare you pose for something so trashy! (Well, obviously she had to have posed... I mean, it isn't like someone could scult

thejake420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1153627075065345192006-07-22T23:53:00.000-04:002006-07-22T23:57:55.080-04:00

The Houston Rodeo and Livestock Show is back, and Angry Internet Guy is excited. After all, rodeos are a very cool place to watch crazy white guys do incredibly dangerous things that typically end up on "people getting hurt" web videos with catchphrases such as "Hey y'all, watch this!"Some of the concert entertainers will include the likes of country legends George Strait, Martina McBride, and

thejake420noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1153625651823428742006-07-21T19:49:00.000-04:002006-07-22T23:34:12.593-04:00

Yahoo is finally offerring somethig that music downloaders might actually be willing to pay for... downloaded music that you can copy. Legally.The RIAA (Ripoff the Individual Artists Association) has argued that DRM, or digital rights management, is necessary to prevent piracy of tunes, but Yahoo doesn't agree with that (blatantly self-serving) theory.http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/5203146

thejake420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1152249584791016702006-07-07T01:17:00.000-04:002006-07-07T01:19:44.806-04:00

There's a new blog out there called SuckFreeSites, and it rocks. :)

thejake420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1136916331845708552006-01-10T12:51:00.000-05:002006-01-10T17:44:42.473-05:00

Gmail down!I don't really care that Gmail is down, but I needed a post to bump an earlier post with an obnoxiously long title off of the front page, and I figured this was as good a time (since Gmail is down) as any to run an experiment about the effectiveness of Googlebombing and keyword stuffing. Let's see if we can get to the top of Google's blogsearch tool within one day.Have you ever felt

thejake420noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1136498873671203892006-01-05T16:51:00.000-05:002006-01-05T20:56:33.126-05:00

I bitch about the government. A lot. So do a lot of people, but most of them don't have any suggestions about how to actually make things better.Well, when --I-- become President...Here's my platform (aside from the obvious issues of legalizing weed and hookers...)1. All American soldiers will be brought home within 24 hours of my taking office, with the exception being those whose presence is "

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Imagine it's the first Christmas. Baby Jesus is in the manger, Mary is smiling proudly at her newborn son, while Joseph looks on, with a look on his face that says he's wondering why the son of God looks like the traveling sandal salesman that visited about nine months ago. Imagine the animals in the manger, baa-ing and bray-ing in reverence to the newborn savior.Now imagine one of the shepherds

thejake420noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1135922995447963272005-12-30T01:06:00.000-05:002005-12-30T01:09:55.456-05:00

I got four smacks from Bitter Bitch over at italk2much. That's actually a pretty good rating, as their standards go. And, as I read through the comments to the review, it seems I have a bit of a fan club.Guess I probably oughtta start posting again, huh? ;)

thejake420noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1133475789163688032005-12-01T17:23:00.000-05:002005-12-01T17:23:10.786-05:00

I was talking with my 90+ year old grandmother the other day, and she was telling me about the changes that ave taken place during her lifetime. I, for instance, can’t live without my microwave and computer. She, on the other hand, remembers when there was no such thing as radio. Yeah, I said radio, not TV. I can’t imagine someone still being alive that remembers being astounded at the marvelous

thejake420noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1133343408156399562005-11-30T04:36:00.000-05:002005-11-30T04:36:48.186-05:00

Time to boast just a little…I’ve created a lot of popular websites over the years, but my “pride and joy” site, JakesJokes.com, has just reached the absolutely incredible goal of 27,000 jokes! To put that in perspective, no other joke website in the world has even 9,000 in their database. In other words, JakesJokes.com is more than THREE TIMES LARGER than any other joke site in the world!Does

thejake420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1133245428140143412005-11-29T01:23:00.000-05:002005-11-29T01:23:48.146-05:00

You know the phrase, “He must be rolling over in his grave”? Well, Alfred Hitchcock must be laughing his butt off in his grave.Workers at a Devon council have been issued crash helmets to protect them from the unfriendly seagulls who have taken to dive-bombing the workers attempting to gather weather data from the roof in Newton Abbot. The data is collected every day as part of standard weather

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Some guys have all the luck…I’ve lived in a lot of apartments over the years, and I’ve never been lucky enough to have a naked woman fall through my ceiling from the apartment upstairs. This is what happened to a couple in Russia earlier this week.Rozalia Valiakhmetova had been relaxing in her bath when the floor gave out, dropping both her and the bath tub into the apartment below. She was

thejake420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1132970733131653392005-11-25T21:05:00.000-05:002005-11-25T21:08:02.600-05:00

On behalf of all guys, I’ll admit it – we’ve all joked about how our wife or girlfriend can nag. Sometimes it’s a simple distraction and sometimes it’s downright annoying, but this guy really has it bad.An Algerian man named Ahmed Salhi, 24, was sentenced to a nine month curfew at home with his Italian wife in Ferrara, northern Italy. A week later, he went back to court and actually begged the

thejake420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1132893692596205542005-11-24T23:41:00.000-05:002005-11-24T23:41:32.600-05:00

We’ve all heard the phrase “anal retentive”, but this person gives it a new meaning.Police in Romania were able to thwart a would-be mobile phone thief by dialing the stolen phone’s number… and hearing it ring from inside the thief’s butt. Yes, I said in her butt.What wasn’t reported was the fact that until Romania got cellular service, this lady was well known for cramming entire payphones up

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We all know about the whole “Who’s Naughty and Who’s Nice” list that Santa keeps, but this year, a department store Santa decided that someone needed to be an example for the other kids, so Santa smacked a kid for trying to pull off his beard. His defense was that if he allowed the kid to pull off his beard, it would have traumatized the other kids who may have thought that he was the real Santa

thejake420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1132744944916576472005-11-23T06:22:00.000-05:002005-11-23T06:31:09.216-05:00

I’m testing BlogJet (desktop blog publishing software), and I’ll report my results after I’ve given it a good workover.In the meantime, I’m just going to continue blogging as usual, though you may notice a few extra posts designed primarily to see how this thing handles different tests I throw at it, such as the occasional random picture designed strictly with BOTB in mind…This is such a post. No

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10. Make them watch "Where are they now" on VH19. Teach them about George W. Bush. Sure, he has a decent job, but just look at the poor guy...8. Threaten to send them to a German boot camp where they beat you for not knowing German.7. Threaten to make them go to confession with that priest who got transferred to your hometown for "administrative reasons".6. Beat them often for no real reason.

thejake420noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1132729889617144312005-11-23T01:35:00.000-05:002005-11-23T19:30:01.590-05:00

Maybe THIS will win a battle in the Battle of the Blogs...I lost every single battle today. yeah, EVERY single one. And several of them were to really boring blogs, too... :( I don't mind losing to a good blog, but to blogs that have lost 40 in a row, and then they beat me 11-4 or something? Yikes.Link to cheerleader since it was screwing up this page's layout...Angry Internet Guy says, "Can

thejake420noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1132532740621525402005-11-20T18:17:00.000-05:002005-11-20T19:42:21.943-05:00

Ok, this one cracks me up. It's not a new story, but it's still worth reporting. This doctor in Australia is publicly trying to promote the idea of picking your nose... and eating it.Essentially, he claims that since children need to develop immunities to bacteria, etc, then what better place to get them than right there up your nose? After all, a vaccination works the same way. Small bits of the

thejake420noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1132380580912791382005-11-19T01:07:00.000-05:002005-11-19T01:09:40.923-05:00

Yeah, I've been gone for a couple of weeks with basically no advance notice. Sorry about that. DSL got all screwed up, and I never bought dial-up during this time because every day I was assured by Verizon that I'd be up and running in a day or so.This went on for weeks.Anyway, I'm back, and I'll start posting new goodies at some point in the near future.

thejake420noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1130782870820553322005-10-31T13:00:00.000-05:002005-10-31T13:21:10.876-05:00

Ok, here's a good one. This old farmer was carrying a heavy sack of grain. He stopped to watch his hot young wife hang the laundry, and got so excited that he dropped the grain sack on his goodies, snapping tendons, etc. Basically, he broke his happy pole.Read the storyI hate to say it, but this is hilarious. I know, guys are never supposed to l;augh at the misfortune of other men's goodies, but

thejake420noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1130781377889829762005-10-31T12:43:00.000-05:002005-10-31T13:00:10.000-05:00

Ok, so it isn't the most attractive subject matter, but it's funny, and besides, it's still in way better taste than the "You've got AIDS" barbershop-style song and dance number from last night's Family Guy on Fox.Fart GlossaryART FART: it's such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas.ARROGANT FART: When you think your farts don't stink.ASSUALT FART: A sudden attack that shoots virtual

thejake420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1130640579264248362005-10-29T22:49:00.000-04:002005-10-29T22:49:39.266-04:00

Random joke for the dayEnjoy :)

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Set your clocks back one hour tonight. Official time to do this is 2:00 AM your local time, but most people do it on their way to bed.PS - Don't forget to change the batteries in your SMOKE ALARMS!

thejake420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1130353744353136922005-10-26T15:04:00.000-04:002005-10-26T15:11:55.333-04:00

A blog called Haunted House Dressing is currently renting space here on AngryInternetGuy.com, and I'd like to give him a little extra promotion, especially as there is a lot of Halloween-related stuff on there, such as funny pictures, etc.Anyway, as Halloween is just a few days away, now would be the perfet time to visit Haunted House Dressing for your October entertainment.Hopefully, it will

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Ok, here's the deal. I run JakesJokes.com, which only happens to be the largest collection of jokes on the web, and Google simply will not list me in the top 1000 for my obvious keyword, "jokes".Now before you chalk this up to inexperience, let me give you a little background. Ihave several other websites, all of which have multiple #1 rankings on Google, and pretty much all of my "main" keywords

thejake420noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1130097720199281762005-10-23T16:00:00.000-04:002005-10-23T16:03:09.470-04:00

We hear it all the time from parents who can't control their kids. "TV is the cause of my child's bad behavior." That's bunk. Parents who stick their kid in front of the TV all day instead of teaching them the difference between right and wrong are the ones who are at fault. The fact that the kids might get some bad values from the TV is a direct result of the kids being ignored... not the TV

thejake420noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1130033060265425612005-10-22T21:51:00.000-04:002005-10-23T16:06:09.386-04:00

The US has enough nuclear weapons to blow the ENTIRE PLANET up about 1000 times over. 1000 freakin' times! And then some.Kinda sobering thought, huh? Makes you wonder what in the world could be such a threat that we need to spend $17.6 BILLION a year to maintain them.I suppose the government is using the theiry that we need to protect ourselves through superior firepower, but isn't there a point

thejake420noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1129680410559871722005-10-18T20:00:00.000-04:002005-10-18T20:06:50.566-04:00

Well, I now own BlogBands.org, and I'll probably turn it into some huge internet phenomenon, but for now, it's just a little hobby of mine.What's a BlogBand, you ask? It's that "I Stand For Nothing!" thing (or whatever might be up there by the time you read this) you see on the top right of your screen. By the way, if you don't see it, get a real browser because you're outdated.I'm attempting to

thejake420noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1129657691796662422005-10-18T13:23:00.000-04:002005-10-18T13:49:49.670-04:00

What more can I say? All of you Blog Explosion surfers (and BOTB voters) who haven't bothered to actually read the inspired rantings of the lunatic that is Jake are sure gonna regret it some day.I'll tell you what... God told me I should go ahead and offer a deal to you folks. Anybody who bookmarks, blogmarks, blogrolls, takes the time to rate/comment, or (most importantly) links directly to

thejake420noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1129511850729049642005-10-16T21:03:00.000-04:002005-10-16T21:17:30.736-04:00

Some people just need smacked. Hard.Ok, this one really baffles me. We live in a world where people can eat nothing but McDonalds if they so desire, and then try and sue McDonalds because they got fat? Are you freakin' kidding me?It isn't as if McDonalds was promoting their SuperSize fries as diet food. They've got a burger called the Big Mac. Not the diet mac, but BIG MAC. Big. Full of fattening

thejake420noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1129499123241769572005-10-16T17:23:00.000-04:002005-10-18T14:16:26.756-04:00

NFL Week 6. Jacksonville visits the Steelers at Heinz Field. Steelers are the Vegas favorite by 3 points. The game goes to overtime and Tommy Maddox (Pittsburgh quarterback, number 8) fumbles the ball on a snap, watches it land at his feet, and doesn't even pretend to fall on it.AAAAAARGH!Aside from that horrible play, he later threw an easy interception to Jacksonville's Rashean Mathis, who

thejake420noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1129392745119708732005-10-15T12:09:00.000-04:002005-10-15T12:12:30.930-04:00

Now THAT'S funny... The Rolling Stones are actually touring with a defibrillator backstage in case one of their elderly hearts stop pumping during a show. Long live rock & roll, huh?Angry Internet Guy says, "Guys, it might be time to retire and enjoy your money while you can."

thejake420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1129392136740755202005-10-15T11:46:00.000-04:002005-10-15T12:04:16.500-04:00

Finally, a piece of news that I can relate with and be happy about. An upscale hotel in Austria has slapped a ban on kids, but they still allow guests to bring their dogs because they were "far better trained and didn't vandalize his hotel like kids did". Now that's a statement. ;)Don't get me wrong. I love kids. I want 10 of 'em. However, I don't like OTHER PEOPLE'S kids, because it seems as

thejake420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1128880140067324742005-10-09T12:56:00.000-04:002005-10-18T14:05:01.483-04:00

Whoa. This is huge news for the millions and millions of Catholics in the world. (I've been saying for years that the Bible should not be taken "literally", but nobody listened...)The [Roman] Catholic bishops of England, Wales and Scotland are warning theirfive million worshippers, as well as any others drawn to the study of scripture,that they should not expect “total accuracy” from the Bible. (

thejake420noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1128793178981868542005-10-08T12:52:00.000-04:002005-10-08T15:03:11.303-04:00

This is one of those issues on which everybody has an opinion. Of course, anyone who disagrees with me is totally wrong, but we'll set that aside for the moment for the sake of debate.According to the National Survey on Drug Use and Health in 2002, an estimated 120,000,000 Americans over the age of 12 were currently drinkers. That's about half of the population of the US. By contrast, only a mere

thejake420noreply@blogger.com23tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1128627446676627472005-10-06T15:36:00.000-04:002005-10-06T15:37:26.676-04:00

After receiving numerous spankings on BOTB, I decided to create a non-default header. What do you guys think? (Comments much appreciated)

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Week 5 has the Steelers as a 3 point underdog to San Diego on Monday Night Football. Expect the Steelers to come out like rabid wolverines in this game, particularly after having an extra week to go over Week 3's embarrassing performance against the Pats, although the Pats got their asses handed to them by SD last week. (Note: San Diego will be wearing their powder blue 1960's uniforms) I side

thejake420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1128448824475636472005-10-04T13:19:00.000-04:002005-10-04T14:00:24.486-04:00

First it was the round wheel versus the square wheel. Then VHS versus Betamax. Then it was DVD-R versus DVD-R. Well, hang onto your hats, boys and girls, because here we go again with yet another battle between competing formats. Here is a great High Definition DVD FAQ.This time, it is HD-DVD (also known as AOD, or Advanced Optical Disc) versus the opposing Blu-Ray format. Needless to say, the

thejake420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1128395946775705972005-10-03T22:54:00.000-04:002005-10-03T23:19:06.780-04:00

Magnum "Extra Large" condoms by Trojan are easily the most gimmicky thing to ever be created in this world of ours. As you can see in the picture, a typical condom will easily blow up to well over two feet in length, with a width that is appropriate for that length.But Trojan, knowing that most men are insecure about their masculinity, decided to capitalize on this by basically announcing that if

thejake420noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1128367295427711362005-10-03T13:59:00.000-04:002005-10-03T23:52:50.540-04:00

Back to my previous topics relating to Bush-bashing and intelligent design for a moment...I was reading through various blogs today when I came across this parody ad that caught my attention. It linked to this page, complete with instructions on how to claim your PS2.Anyway, I ended up spending a good half hour on the site (and their store) checking out their content. (I'm still not sure if

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The PC keyboard is, of course, the single most important piece of equipment in your entire rig. The BackSpace key allows us to erase our mistakes, the Tab key allows us to more easily skip through large website forms so that we can inadvertently sign ourselves up for more spam, and the [CTRL-ALT-DEL] combination allows us to make right what Bill Gates made wrong (except, of course, that it no

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Ever have this happen to you? You're cruising down the road, you've got the radio pumping, a cute girl next to you, and an ice cold blue raspberry slushee (also known as an icee) being held between your thighs because the cup holder wasn't big enough to accomodate it when all of the sudden, out of absolutely nowhere and for no justifiable reason at all, there's a stop sign in the middle of

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Never before in the history of this country have white guys wanted to be black. Last time I checked, black people were still complaining about how it sucks to be a black person in America, so why do these rich white kids want to be black?Don't get me wrong. I'm not knocking black people. I don't actually know any of them, but I'm pretty sure that some of my best friends have black people that

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Google is in the news again, as they submit a proposal to blanket San Francisco with free wireless internet access. We're talking about free internet access for a whole city's worth of people, at absolutely no cost to the users, but apparently that isn't enough for some people. They're irritated because they think Google represents a potential privacy risk. Granted, it's a pretty good bet that

thejake420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17317455.post-1128196405617541542005-10-01T15:32:00.000-04:002005-10-01T15:53:25.623-04:00

You know what really pisses Angry Internet Guy off? Bad drivers who actually think they're good drivers. For example: As I drove down the road the other day, a lady pulled out of a parking lot right in front of me, cutting me off and almost getting herself crushed by my oncoming car. It was 100% her fault. I was obeying the speed limit, and she was sitting at the parking lot's exit the whole time

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This is a hot topic right now, especially as it has been thrust into the spotlight with the current court case in Pennsylvania. "Should schools teach Evolution or Intelligent Design as fact or theory?"Obviously neither one can be proven, since there were no eyewitnesses or records. Scientists generally state that over time, man has evolved from monkeys, and that we're still evolving, albeit at a

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Ok, here's one that really upsets Angry Internet Guy. You buy or rent a DVD, take it home, pop it in the player, and the get forced to watch these damn previews, FBI warnings in 87 different languages, and the most recent offender to my delicate sensibilities, the "Downloading a movie is stealing" clip.Listen, if you want to put this crap on there, fine. Put it in the special features and let

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Wal-mart... They sell everything from lawn furniture to DVD players to groceries to suppositories which means that it isn't very easy to find anything, you can never find a parking spot that is within less than 300 feet of the door, and have lines that are worse than the DMV. But still we go because, as mentioned a moment ago, they have everything, and it's usually at a pretty reasonable

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Gas prices have been going up for a while now, and it seems that anything that happens at any location in the world just makes it worse. Sure, they've dropped a few cents over the last couple of weeks, but they're nowhere near the price that they ought to be. Think about it... raising the price of something by $2.00 and then discounting it $0.50 is NOT saving you money. It's an old trick, and one

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